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Comedy Central
Feb 1, 2013 7:25pm PST
cutting tax. you could not stand when you we are your mommy's slacks. [ laughter ] you cannot reach across the aisle because everything you do is vile. they complained when you killed owe psalma so on a train or plane or lamba, rolling a 44 at bowl-a-rahma despite your nice white kansas mama, comma, they do not like you, barack obama. í< [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight new film is called "identity thief". >> don't shut door, leave it. >> now, this is his favorite part. he likes to be humiliating verbally. >> no i don't. >> you sissy boy. >> that's enough of this. >> sissy boy. it's time to give him the big show. boom boom! >> no need for the show. put it back on. whoo! whoo! whoo! >> jon: please welcome back to the show, jason bateman. [cheers and applause] magic! magic. you are a magic man. you are a magic man! [cheers and applause] i mean there's nothing worse than a quarter standing ovation. good lord, thank you for leading that. [cheers and applause] >> jon: i'm working out how we're going to edit around that. how are you? the movie, melissa mccarth
Comedy Central
Feb 6, 2013 7:30pm PST
: the famed republican spin doctor credited with masterful messaging as calling the estate tax the death tax and making universal health care coverage sound like a (bleep) sandwich. [laughter] >> the language that you used before, you are calling it a public option which is what the white house calls it, are you sure it isn't a government option? if you call the the government option the public against it. >> great point i'll call it the government option. >> jon: thanks, frank. i'm going to call health care the government option because i don't want everyone to have it. i appreciate you telling me how to (bleep) everybody over. thank. while that's been performed,el good people at ferrell news believe in transparency. we'll start with rebranding the or we willan process itself. >> you know about words and messaging and how to do it, frank. let's talk about the the number one thing the language errors you have pointed out versus adjustment. >> jon: you see it's language errors. you need to adjust your language errors. i think the church of scientology called, they want their deliberately
Comedy Central
Feb 4, 2013 10:00am PST
tax or cap and trade or both. even china now has a pilot. they are announcing the pilot for the national program in two years. >> jon: right. there's reasons for optimism but we have to get busy about solving them. >> jon: that's -- here is the confusion for me or the difficulty. we have to get busy solving it. there were things you could do, take a shorter shower, lick your children dry. [ laughter ] all those things you could do but the difficulty of doing it -- there room in -- can mobile al gore who has current tv and sells it to qatar which is an oil-based economy, can mogul al gore coexist with activist all gore and is that -- al gore and is that -- if you couldn't find for your business a more sustainable choice to sell to. >> i think it is sustainable. what is not sustainable about it? >> jon: a nonfossil fuel based buyer? >> look. they have the highest quality, most extensive best climate coverage of any network in the world. jeff godell tweeted today on what al jazeera is doing on climate coverage. they are very, very good. >> jon: the bar is not high. >> the bar is no
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